You told your husband that you thought he would look cool in a snuggy.  You were being sarcastic.  He thought you were serious.  He ordered a matching set.
 
They arrived six to eight weeks later.  He surprised you that evening with a romantic meal of boxed wine and frozen pizza.  After dinner he presented you with a gift.  The snuggy!  Oh dear.
 
He didn’t think it was half as funny as you did.  Poor guy.  Now you can donate those new blankets with arm holes to needy people.  You should probably bring in those black blankets he bought last year when he was going to paint the bedroom black and stick glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling.
 
Please help the folks at Market Street Mission this holiday season and turn your special one’s follies into an act of kindness. Smartworld Coffee in Morristown has a drop-off bin.

Thank you!